Lit Essay

a Lit Essay is a 5 paragraph paper that you write after you read a book in English class. they are a bitch to write and a complete waste of time and energy.

using quotes by Jim from Adventures of Huck Finn are a bitch to write out.

by brat April 10, 2005

Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass

Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?

by Jonny Long Schlong June 12, 2011

essflawcondodgeckindesimudstorliketersockity

Essentially flawed concept, dodge detection, indecisive design, muddy story, unlikeable characters, shocking gravity.

Used as a negative derogatory statement about the platformer video game Mirrors Edge. Used by Yahtzee in the review of said game.

"Hey man, did you play Mirrors Edge?"

"Yeah, it was totally full of essflawcondodgeckindesimudstorliketersockity!"

by Crossmine March 24, 2009

Essex Aggie

The best school in the world where kids can cut trees down and use chainsaws while ppl from schools like methuen high are doing math. commonly called essex faggie by kids from nst and ppl who are generally jealous they didnt get accepted in.

"man bio sucked today"
"I went fishing today XD"
"what?"
"i go to Essex Aggie"

by AggieRams January 2, 2012

Von Essen

(1) a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or impostor.
(2) a trader, turn coat, sell out, back stabber, someone who would hurt the ones he is entrusted to serve and protect in order to advance his own position and career.
(3) fecal matter

I just took a Von Essen then wiped my Giuliani.

by Kingsfr November 7, 2007

Anchor Essay

An essay that is worth a good percentage of your grade in 2 or more classes. An Anchor Essay usually combines aspects of those classes, and is graded by the teachers of those classes.

Also known as "Sunshine Essays"

When the History teacher set the due date for the Anchor Essay, the class groaned.

by Grr December 4, 2003

esshai

Means something wicked or fresh. that is accompanied with a clashing of fists with the fellow esshaier.

Origin: Sydney then came down to Melbourne with the don. then made its way onto the streets of glen as

"dude thats so Esshai!"

by Will Thompson December 6, 2007