Dylan

Dylan, a gentle giant. The best big brother a sister could ask for. A protector that makes you feel like you're famous because he protects you. Great in the kitchen but greater in our live.

Hey I just ran into Dylan at the store

by M0RB0T February 10, 2019

Dylan

A really dumb person with no life at all who spends his time playing roblox every day and when is losing a argument he will ask the father to help him

Wow I can't believe that douchbag! He must be a Dylan!

by Mr. Anonymous1122 February 13, 2019

Dylan

That one asshole who always says he’s got game but when it comes down to it bitches out.

Quit being a Dylan and go talk to her.

by Hi I am jeff March 17, 2019

Dylan

The coolest guy who is perfect in every way, oh wait thats Jaromir.

Hey Dylan your so cool
No, I think your talking about Jaromir

by I behind you March 19, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is someone who is so retarded that he likes to stir fry toenail clippings.

Person 1: Who is that ?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Dylan, don't talk to him, he's kinda dumb.

by Kermitov May 17, 2019

Dylan

The Dylan is a very rare sub-species of pot head called stonovapacus, the Dylan can’t go one day without vaping and smoking at least a little weed, the Dylan is also a party animal a crazy ass motherfucker, the Dylan is also a real dick 90% of the time, a real BITCH.

Dylan

by El-Birdi May 28, 2019

Dylan

Dylan’s can be very sensitive or pretty rad and funny, A dylan will either make u feel amazing to be around with or want to get away from them because they can never handle a joke, Dylans tend to be nerds.

Nataly: Hey Ally have you seen Dylan.
Ally: He’s probably crying in the bathroom again.
Nathanial: Ill go get him (eye roll)

by swagger.wagger June 20, 2019