A boss who only knows how to use a speaker phone, can't work a copier machine, and uses phrases such as ughhhh, we need to get the billing up, and I can't afford to pay you, but look at this new Mercedes I bought.
by Jimmy Long September 27, 2006

A woman who's current brain chemistry renders her irrational, angry, and prone to acts of violence
Goes crazy without any reason, incapable of cleaning up after herself and is just plain fckd
Goes crazy without any reason, incapable of cleaning up after herself and is just plain fckd
by bhong6789 December 12, 2010

1) Dude, you have a camel in your backyard.
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass.
1) *points at paperclip* Look at that staple!
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass. *rolls eyes*
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass.
1) *points at paperclip* Look at that staple!
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass. *rolls eyes*
by alpacadumbass March 30, 2011

Heather( zit whore), ally(a.k.a internet ID chick), ali(ugly fatty) Cheslea ( 12 year old bitch). They are all examples of being a fucking dumbass.
by Geva September 12, 2005

An individual who leaves words and/or definitions on UD that are unintelligable, opinionated, anecdotal, an inside joke, factually incorrect, erroneous, unnecessary, poorly worded, poorly described, overcomplicated, unlikable or worst of all lacking humor or charm
Definitions left by An Urbandictionary dumbass can be found at the very back of the page with many down thumbs on them. why an editor even accepted them i'll never understand
by ElbowTheHappyViking June 13, 2010

One who displays actions of extreme drunken dumbassness and or bitch assness while inebriated, especially in such settings as a fraternity house.
by a_dub21 December 9, 2008
