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Drunk guilt 

The feeling people get the day after they are drunk and do embarassing things.
Dude 1: "Dude I can't believe the shit you said when my girlfriend was around last night"
Dude 2: "What? What did I say?"
Dude 1: "Talking about my ex and telling her about how jealous I was about the pics I saw, what the hell man?"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, my bad, I don't even remember"
Dude 1: "Drunk guilt sucks huh?"
Drunk guilt by Da Vin Chee February 1, 2010
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Drunk on Cock

The art of being so gay and/or loving cock so much that it intoxicates oneself.
Person1: Wow that Byrd sure loves cock.
Person2: Yeah, must be drunk on cock.
Drunk on Cock by Salsbar May 7, 2011

Drunk Shit 

The shit you have to take the day after drinking a lot, where no amount of toilet paper will ever be enough.
"Dude, why are you walking funny?"
"I just took a drunk shit... Can I use your shower?"
Drunk Shit by Wevet April 12, 2013

drunk as a skunk 

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."
drunk as a skunk by alexandra October 11, 2004

drunk slut 

A drunk slut is a woman who enjoys drinking too much and then gets horny and will let any man or group of men fuck her all night. She likes to dress sexy in short skirts and tiny tops that show off her tits. It doesnt matter if she is married, she will let anyone take her home or into an empty room to do anything he wants.
Kathy is a 54 year old Drunk Slut. She loves to go to to bars or parties dressed like a whore and as soon she she gets buzzed she feels her pussy get wet. Last Saturday she went to a bar wearing a tiny mini dress that showed off her 36c tits and her sexy married ass. After a few drinks she danced with a young college boy. She started grinding her body against him and he grabbed her ass as they danced.
Kathy could feel her dress pulled up over her thighs and knew everyone could see her exposed ass.
The boy led her to the bathroom and she let him fuck her against the wall. He filled her shaved pussy with cum and then had his friends fuck her like a slut. She went home with 5 loads of jizz dripping from her pussy and ass.
drunk slut by btld January 12, 2008

drunk billionaire 

The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.
Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!

Friends: Can't. I'm broke!

DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.

And the next day...

DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???
drunk billionaire by not a db March 17, 2010