The "Tech" employees at big box electronics stores. They usually have no real IT skills. They just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.
Took my laptop in for a tune-up. That fucking flash-drive jockey didn't do a damn thing I couldn't have done myself. And they charged me 200 bucks.
by CMC knuckle February 28, 2013
Get the Flash-Drive Jockey mug.The act of ordering twice at a McDonald's Drive Thru in quick succession. Performed when the client intends to order a meal and a dessert. The Double Drive Thru ensures that the client's dessert (e.g. McFlurry, Cone, etc.) does not melt upon his/her completion of the meal. However, some argue that the Double Drive Thru causes embarrassment among other parties in the vehicle as well as the customer service representative at the Drive Thru window.
Spacely: Jay, why the fuck didn't you order your Oreo McFlurry?
Jay: Cause man, let me eat my double cheeseburger and then I'll order my McFlurry so it doesn't melt!
Flash: Oh my god you just pulled a double drive thru...
Jay: Cause man, let me eat my double cheeseburger and then I'll order my McFlurry so it doesn't melt!
Flash: Oh my god you just pulled a double drive thru...
by Mario Gomez June 21, 2013
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Reading ESPN, Facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.
They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.
They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.
"My boyfriend is such a shitty driver. We almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his Facebook. I didn't think we'd make it alive."
by terrifiedpassenger88 May 14, 2014
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Get the Ornida Drive mug.When you take a large hit of marijuana,walk past someone and exhale rapidly in their face while walking by,intending to make them high.
As I hit the blunt i decided to take a huge hit.After that I proceeded across the party and found an unsuspecting victim and when he wasn't looking i blew the smoke right in his face and left before he knew it was me.This is known as "The Second-Hand Drivebye.
by DoonerTM January 4, 2010
Get the Second-Hand Drivebye mug.When you are playing a multi player video game and the person who just died thinks they are the shit and need to tell everybody else how to play the game.... as if they know how to play....
Dont tell me now to get the coins in this fucking game....you are just being a dead seat driver. Mind your own fucking guys.
by timusic March 24, 2010
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