douche bag

what cartman and kyle call each other on Southpark, alltough they don't really know what it means.

You are the biggest douche, ever, douche!
"I'm not a douche!"
In "The Biggest douche of the Universe"

by j-douche October 16, 2003

douche bag

Someone who is unsophisticated, and even more than that, someone who acts in a disgusting manner or can't be trusted.

1) I shared a secret with him, and the douche bag told everyone, 2) We met two young women at the party, and were having a great time, until the douche bag started acting like a jerk and they walked off, 3) We had great tickets to the playoff game, and the douche bag was late, so we missed the first three innings.

by Dave Tebo December 28, 2005

douche bag

Derogatory moniker applied to somebody who arrogantly and inflexibly imposes their rules on others and refuses to give in when it backfires.

That admin at quetzalcoatl daily news refuses to change his policies despite the fact that people are leaving the board in droves. What a douche bag.

by qcdner June 16, 2006

douche bag

something you say to someone when you have nothing else to call them.

Lisa- why do you have to be such a... a... dousch bag!!!!

by skandalus June 22, 2004

douche bag

A person who does not know how to have fun. Who thinks others are immature when in fact they are just too mature. A person who doesn't understand shit and thinks they are too good for everyone else.

Riley Wilson is a douche bag

by wowilovecheese December 27, 2009

douche bag

Joey.

The word refers to everyone named Joey.

Joey is a douche bag

by forshizzlemcnizzle January 2, 2009

douche bag

1. A man who considers Sepultura a nu-metal band.
2. A tool for vaginal hygene.

Look at this douche bag!

by pr0owner December 23, 2008