Dodge Caliber

The best car, and only car that should be on the road. Get ready to redline this fucker and have your rods shoot out of the hood like fucking projectile missiles. 0-60 in about 3 hours. Not the best car for the obese as hills are a substantial challenge for this 4 banger. If you drive behind this car it’s best practice to give them plenty of room as there’s no telling when this piece of shit will decide to total itself.

Hey mark what’s that big garbage can doing in your driveway?

Oh that’s my dodge caliber!

Have you been taking your meds?

by YeahMark June 18, 2023

(Bre) Dodge

(Insert x-girlfriends name here) Dodge is when you see any of your x-girlfriends in a public place and narrowly escape a very painful and awkward conversation. Most applicable when the previous breakup was not so good.

Sam: Holy Crap man! I just did the most extreme (Bre) DODGE!
Trent:Where? I know she works at Fred Meyer..
Sam: yeah, I was in line for Starbucks and she was standing right next to me with a clipboard, so scary!
Trent: What did you do?
Sam: I spun around so she would not see me then assertively walked across the store and went for Starbucks elsewhere

by Fishman1319 January 27, 2009

Choccy dodger

when a white person avoids sexual contact with black people.

Black Man 1: wanna have sex? Once you go black you never go back.

Woman 1: Im a choccy dodger so no.

Black Man 1: your language is offensive.

by jimmythehat1234 June 14, 2011

bush-dodger

Slang for a paedophile.

"Aye ya shouldn't go near that Jimmy bloke, he's a bush-dodger!"

by aceofwales September 9, 2020

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020

dodgeball

A game that requires skill to play. Banned from school by a bunch of Bible-hugging pansies.

I'm playing dodgeball.

by Kill Debbie Sweeney October 16, 2003

dige

Simply meaning a more expressive and intense word for cool/wicked. Regional variations include 'indige' of the same meaning. Invented by a Mr. Martin Pickup back in the day.

That mashdown was dige mate! I can't beleive you chucked a chair at that geeza's face!

by John Taitt September 15, 2008