Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.
Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 16, 2022

When about to ejaculate use Majestic Flame Destroyer jutsu hand signs and ejaculate in a wide area creating lots of trauma and a large area of attack.
"Yeah she wanted to finish first but I pulled out and hit a Majestic Flame Destroyer on that hoe. Yk what I mean. *Insert flight reacts dolphin laugh*"
by TheRealKorai July 23, 2021

Elijah's friend: Hey have you heard that someone destroyed Oklahoma?
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
by Mxvoidfall June 7, 2023

Somebody who goes to McDonald's and orders chicken McNuggets for every meal of the day. They will order a 20pc or maybe more if it is a fat day.
Whoa! That bitch over there just ordered McNuggets for the whole damn office. She must be a mcnugget destroyer.
by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018

bro like so basically uranus gets destroyed by a uranus destroyer and if you think i am talking about a planet then i am talking about a planet but if you think anything else you are also right!
i will absolutely destroy your anus just call me uranus destroyer like the planet motherfucker dont be weird
by iwishmyuncledidnttouchmybutt69 December 5, 2022

I was attending a friend’s wedding, and his planet destroyer bride made the menu all vegan. She’s 5’3” and 250 lbs…ain’t no way she’s vegan!
by The Freshman King February 24, 2025

by gran polla negro August 26, 2021
