Dempire

A being that is half Demon, half Vampire.

Dempires are commonly known to be demon at day, giving a more human look/form to camouflage in with humans, and vampire at night.

by Katie P January 28, 2008

serious horny desperate

Horniness on an epic scale that would make a guy drop several rungs down on his ladder just to relieve himself of the agony.

Joser is a classic example of serious horny desperate.

by wang_man June 29, 2009

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

by Kxzzs October 19, 2023

desperate housewives

A show on TV that follows the misadventures of mostly uninteresting characters.

The redhead is the ugliest woman in the group....and yet she is by far the most desirable sexually! I don't get it.

by KidNotorius May 13, 2005

desperate

Doing unforgivable things in the chance that you might get some that night

"Hey Andy what did you do last night in town?"
"Dude i went to Globe bar"
"WTF, that is desperate man. I hope you got some?"
"Nah man, i got ripped off"

by Apple bottom jeans March 25, 2009

demerti martin

A stand-up comedian that makes occasional appearances on The Daily Show. He has his own segement called Trendspotting.

Demerti Martin is the voice of the teens

by Josh534532453245 July 31, 2006

desperatebooking

Posting things on Facebook over and over about being single and lonely, even if it's just a song lyric.

Yeah! She seriously needs to stop desperatebooking.

by wordothepenguin August 23, 2010