penis demons

Soul crushing Demons that crawl out your penis and mysteriously get on people you like for me it was my mum I got it on.

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow.

by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019

Dick on Demand

(noun) When a woman disregards a man's feelings or needs, expecting him to be readily available to come over and have sex when it is convenient for HER, often with very little warning or communication. This is often associated with a hotation or whoring phase.

Girl. His dick is not part of your Netflix Que. You can't have Dick on Demand.

by Divorce Doc July 25, 2020

Demandment

To demand or make a demand

She has so many demandments I can never do right by her.

by misinformed September 19, 2012

demanitize

Taking a man's masculinity away. Demoralizing him.

The woman told the man he was a little boy and demanitized him.

by Anna W. and Jason S. July 13, 2007

Demangled

Demangled is a word made from the two words

''mangled '' and ''demented''

meaning something is very messed up.

jenny : look at your toes they are stubby
Krista: they arent stubby they are demangled!

by stoneskissme July 20, 2009

fighting demons

when you’re talking to someone and they say something sexual and want to go along but you don’t also want to seem weird

Female- did you see my leggings to day my ass was looking so good

Male- *starts fighting demons*

by Devospice February 20, 2020

fighting demons in the bathroom

Fighting demons in your bathroom is when you have such a large, steamy shit you can barely breathe.

Person 1: Why did you take so long in there?
Person 2: Idk man, but I was fighting demons in the bathroom, don't go in there for a while.

by Zixpic April 15, 2022