reasonable degree 

when you're fucking and you cum at a reasonable degree

nice cumshot! came at a reasonable degree.

reasonable degree by jerker god May 31, 2023

5th degree murder

5th Degree Murder is the combination of degrees 1, 2, 3 where you attempt to murder someone premeditately then you come back and accidentally try and do it again and try to fight someone then accidentally end up killing them (it's basically committing all 3 accounts of murder)

"Holy shit billy just accidentally on purpose murdered little Jimmy and now he's being charged with 5th degree murder"

5th degree murder by Johnny Blade June 1, 2023

3rd Degree Ginsburn 

When Ruth Bader Ginsburg absolutely roasts the living hell out of someone to the point that they can’t even respond with a proper comeback

Justice Scalia looks like he uses an IV bag full of bolognese sauce. Oop. That’s a 3rd Degree Ginsburn!!!

3rd Degree Ginsburn by GreatWhite92 October 4, 2023

62-degree Marvin

What you call someone who experiences a noticeable improvement in energy and mood following a change in temperature, from more extreme (hot or cold) to more moderate (a pleasant 62 degrees F).

"Your dad seems like he's in a much better mood since the heat wave broke."
"Yah, he's a 62-degree Marvin."

62-degree Marvin by 62marvin October 5, 2023

2nd degree white

A white person that someone else regrettably brought into your life

Karen isn’t my friend, she’s a 2nd degree white.

2nd degree white by coralzoa January 18, 2024

fake degree 

A tertiary qualification that aims to teach things that one would probably be better off learning outside of a university.

Someone: Hey bro, I want to major in entrepreneurship.

Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?

fake degree by GEGEEZI July 18, 2024

UConn degree 

Acceptable for human trafficking, incrimination, coaching basketball, the developmental league for identity theives. Completely useless in the real world

Try becoming an employee, having relationships with a UConn degree as a student advisor, training to be a snitch informant for the Italian mob.

UConn degree by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024