death

Was in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. The most bitchin person EVER! He takes people away when they're dead and stuff. But his bitchass loses to Bill and Ted when they play Twisters at Death's pad. He plays the bass.
Dude, we just gave Death a melvin!
by Mud October 04, 2003
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the abscence or opposite of life
by jane lane October 21, 2003
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a cure for a disability called life
deaths row guard: "any last words"
me who mass murdered fortnite fanatics about to get a deadly injection: "you can be a king or a street sweeper but everybody dances with the grim reaper"
by youtube.com/goldenbudgiereal December 29, 2019
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A superior method to cure the disease called life.
Scientist: The cure for your life is death, you should borrow this revolver.
by Thy most Superior One December 11, 2021
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The only sure thing in life besides taxes.

Can be delivered by a 9mm, 12 gauge, a sharp knife, or a rope.

Often is followed by expensive funeral costs.
After i lost my job, I knew only death could persue.
by Grim Reaper 6969 February 27, 2017
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The only way to escape crushing depression and student loan debt
All students crave death to release them from this mortal prison.
by StudentLoanDebt101 May 03, 2022
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the old wive's tale that your hair and teeth still grow after you die is wordbullshit/word. Your skin shrinks, making it appear as if your nails and hair grow.
When you feel impatient turn to your left and ask advice from death
by tin ass September 10, 2003
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