A male PVC bra wearing stripper who runs around killing zombies in strip clubs seeking revenge against his pimp Doctor Chocolate. Likes large guns and hotpants.
Did you hear about that David, Doctor Chocolate rents him out for baccy.
If there's ever a zombie apocalypse I want a David not only does dat hoe kill zombies like a pro, dat hoe shakes his booty like a cutie.
If there's ever a zombie apocalypse I want a David not only does dat hoe kill zombies like a pro, dat hoe shakes his booty like a cutie.
by Girl Dave October 23, 2013

Dude, my girlfriend Angie was giving me a hand job, I came in two strokes!
David, your a fucking minuteman.
David, your a fucking minuteman.
by Bob McSoupe July 22, 2010

David's are usually strong,friendly, and can be acted like a bully. David's are like Gohan,Goku,Vegeta, and those strong characters. David's are helpful. And believe in friendship.
Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!
Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !
Girl1: he is! <3
Girl2: oh that david, strong one !
Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!
Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !
Girl1: he is! <3
Girl2: oh that david, strong one !
David's are usually strong,friendly, and can be acted like a bully. David's are like Gohan,Goku,Vegeta, and those strong characters. David's are helpful. And believe in friendship.
Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!
Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !
Girl1: he is! <3
Many girls like David.'(s),
David's are usually kind to people.But can also be strong too. David's can be so Hawt ! he wears black clothes like everyday, and it totally rocks!!!
Girl 1: Remeber that guy that kicked that big rock down that hill with his hands and legs?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a David alright !
Girl1: he is! <3
by Amanda Luong July 8, 2012

This has got to be one of the dopest n*ggas alive. The blackest white person. You don't f*ck with this guy. You just don't, You mess with him
.... may lord have mercy on you. Don't f*ck with him.
.... may lord have mercy on you. Don't f*ck with him.
Hood Ratchet: Ayo what that white boy doin here in the hood.
Hood Ratchet 2: Bruh, fawk u mean? That's a David bihh.
Hood Ratchet: Oo DAMN! Blackest white nigga alive.
Hood Ratchet 2: Bruh, fawk u mean? That's a David bihh.
Hood Ratchet: Oo DAMN! Blackest white nigga alive.
by Yo Shotti Snatcha June 24, 2016

by sameZZzZ April 24, 2017

look at that David
by clipzisreewee January 7, 2020

by isplaysfusball@yahoo.com May 1, 2008
