Bitch Dave

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Noun

1. Identified by characteristics similar to that of Bitch Dave, also known as "Jew Dave", "Jose", & "That Dave Bitch".

2. Commonly attributed with the credit of starting the pulling of the strings.

Discovered: Altoona, Pa

Yo Man Alex: Yo man, look whos coming man.

Irish : AWWWW its dat Bitch Dave!

Bitch Dave: Wud Up Craiggg.. suck my dick Craiggg?
Craiggg : is that that Dave Bitch?

Bitch Dave: You tryin to go outside?.. Smoke a Po-rt?

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bitch Dave, why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug, and don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote, cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke

by Irish (Lil Irish) November 18, 2009

Dave Wight

1. A D-league internet troll who completely lacks self-awareness and doesn't even realize he/she is trolling.

2. An asshole who spams message boards and acts like his/her opinions are facts.

3. A pedophile lurking on the internet.

Q: Did you see that dude posting all that shit on those message boards?

A: Yeah, that dude is a real Dave Wight.

by Edward Hunter July 29, 2022

Dave Gilmour

A commonly searched name by people seeking information about the best guitarist of every time

Dave Gilmour? Oh, you mean "David Gilmour"

by pinkraoul March 6, 2014

Dave Strider

A really cool guy who wears shades hes so cool

Person A:Check it out hes like dave strider
Person B: what how?

Person A: they're both so cool!!

by Nyoom_101 November 18, 2018

DAVE

to think your brother wins at everything and is some sort of god when really he isnt and he sucks at life, and hockey.

nick tells justin and jack that his brother is in the nhl, and there response consists of a "fuck you fagget" and then an egging of his house. DAVE

by Malka Jack dave June 30, 2011

Chopper Dave

a minor character in the Adult-Swim show Sealab 2021. He had a made-for-TV movie named Blades of Vengeance in which he played a helicopter pilot by day, but by night he fought crime... as a werewolf.

Chopper Pilot: Copy uh-oh. Chopper Dave, we have uh-oh, over.
Chopper Dave: Uh-OHHHHHH!

by MrMagizovitch October 21, 2009

Dave Keuning

1) Lead guitarist for the inconceivably sexy Vegas-based band, The Killers.

2) Rocks his own socks off and loves everything.

3) Will probably get really drunk and try to have sex with you.

4) Will probably succeed in having sex with you.

It's all for Mark Stoermer. That's why Dave Keuning is here.

by LMBC September 29, 2010