Cock bigger then a Bulgarian weight lifters arms loves to dip the old badger in many honey pots at once.
Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again
Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again
Darren a horny boy
by El douche November 22, 2021
by ThickNiggaBalls69420 February 12, 2021
Darren is the GOAT at killing Tobore with sova ultimate, he is also the GOAT at breaking ankles in 2k23 and in real life.
by I do not lie. March 02, 2023
People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.
Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 04, 2017
A local gypsy with 3 rotten teeth and a hobbies consisting of shagging muffin top dayna and ramming JCB’s into ATM’s
by Bobby grayzy November 23, 2021
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