daily mantra

A term for masturbating. Usually used for when watching porn.

My internet was down so I could not conduct my daily mantra.

by Hentaiman October 6, 2017

the daily show

The CNN of the independent minded.

While the Daily Show only flirts with integrity, CNN doesn't even have the courage to introduce itself.

by Subaru February 2, 2004

Dail

As close to failing as you can get without actually failing. Receiving a D. F=Fail and D=Dail.

Oh man, well i dailed that test.

by Wyatt and Millie May 21, 2008

the daily show

Known for its comedic genius, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is actually the most watched "news" program by undecided voters

It's only a half-hour long, but it's hilarious as heck!

by RHS Student October 10, 2004

John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

by MistahTom June 17, 2006

The Daily Show

The last vestige of the "liberal media (truth)" that Republicans bitch about so much.

The Daily Show is the shit.

by Genesis September 13, 2004

daily express

the opposite of the voice of reason

nuff said. the sun rules

by David Richardson March 29, 2005