dakota (dakkie)

the most perfect human being to ever exist, a beautiful woman and too good to be ezra’s gf

“dakota (dakkie) is the most perfect woman alive and this can be proven because the urban dictionary and ezra says so”

by kuyasworld June 5, 2022

Classic Dakota

when Dakota does something classic. when he does something that only Dakota does.

"Dakota why are you kissing your book" "classic Dakota"

by levyyyyy November 4, 2022

North Dakota

A weird large ass piece of land that no one lives on or gives a fuck about

"Hey John, where you from?"
"Me? North Dakota"
"The fuck?"

by Yandhi'ing November 19, 2022

South Dakota

South Dakota is “state” in the U.S but it is in fact photoshop. South Dakota needs to be deleted and added to the Chunk Error Empire.

Person 1: I’m South Dakota
Person 2: That is a lie. South Dakota is fake.

by boltlikesgames March 3, 2022

the dakota effect

when dakota's friends get funnier after spending more time with him. this effects tens of people a year.

person 1: dude have you heard? kaleb has been so much funnier recently!
person 2: damn dude that's crazy so have jackson and hunter! That's what we call the dakota effect!

by dakotalovesyou June 29, 2023

South Dakota

South Dakota isn't the best place to live. I'll give you that. The weather sucks ass and we're not famous for much. But I've lived here in the same state, in the same house, on the same farm/ranch for my whole life. (I'm 14) It's my home, and I love it. We have our rednecks. But so what? We have great hunting and fishing here. And we don't have a population of 7 people, so stop being fucking stupid. We actually have 800,000 people here. We're not that populated, but everyone in this state is friendly and welcoming. Strangers are friendly and will wave instead of flipping you off. The scenary's very pretty. Our cities aren't very big, but then again I don't like big cities very much. We have the same technology and live the same way as everyone else. We have the badlands, Mount Rushmore (And NO, we don't gloat about it), the Black Hills, the Bike Rally in Sturgis, caves, and a lot more. Sorry we don't have a bunch of sky-scrapers or a million people. It's a great place and if you weren't so high and mighty about your own state, and how much better you are then us, then don't fucking come here assholes.

If you don't like South Dakota, piss off. Tourists annoy the shit out of me anyway.

by Aurora14 October 29, 2010

Dakota Nelson

Funnest person I know.

Me: Hey Dakota Nelson!
Him:What?
Me: Want fun dip?
Him: FUCK YEAH

by Claire555 February 16, 2009