"Daddy, where do doritos come from?"
"Well son, that's dorito anatomy. When a mommy dorito and a daddy dorito love each other very much..."
"Well son, that's dorito anatomy. When a mommy dorito and a daddy dorito love each other very much..."
by Edward Rays March 10, 2021
When you forget a condom but have a bag of Doritos. Often times people will use the empty Dorito bag as a condom.
I was hanging with this girl , we watched a movie and ate a bag of Doritos and then I dorito banged her. I used the bag of Doritos as a condom.
by T-erection January 18, 2022
by Big wolf9 January 21, 2016
Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
by ieatantsforbreakfast November 07, 2021
Jeff: Hey man, what's your dog eating, looks nasty.
Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.
John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.
Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.
John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.
by MynameJeff81 January 19, 2021
The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.
Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.
The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.
The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.
The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.
The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
by mpheyse February 26, 2023