Spoon doodle

Someone that says, does, or is a complete dumb shit. Slightly nicer way to call someone a dumbass

Phil: If you turn right and then left you’ll do a 180.

Beavis: You can’t be serious Phil, you fucking Spoon doodle!

by AusLegend March 31, 2020

Honky Doodle Dandy

The highest attainable rank of “white”; a person of pure Caucasian descent with no other traceable ethnicities. The term “Yankee Doodle Dandy” refers to a specific division regarding any Caucasian born in any of the original six New England states, but mostly Connecticut; genetically predisposed to engage in “white” activities such as boating, camping, and making casseroles.

“Look over there, in that Honda Accord with all four windows down. See the woman tapping the steering wheel to the words of the song and not the beat? That’s that one Honky Doodle Dandy’s wife”
“Tsk, man I sold her kid a vape the other day for one of that guy’s Rolex’s”

by Star_Index_Media December 6, 2021

Google doodle

Changes to the usual Google search engine home page logo to mark special events, celebrity birth/death dates, holidays, etc. and major events, such as the Olympics. These logos often use humorous features, such as cartoon modifications. These special logos have become known as Google Doodles.

The first Google Doodle was for the Burning Man Festival of 1998.

by Bill gronos September 15, 2009

whacking the doodle

Masturbating; jerking off; pounding the pud.

Jimmy developed carpal tunnel syndrome in his wrist from whacking the doodle too many times each day.

by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

Side Doodle

Someone who thinks is a primary but in reality they are a second choice always

Him: bro back me up!

Friend: *hangs up call*
Him: WHAT??
Me: Don’t think you’re a side doodle, Side doodle?

by Side Doodle April 23, 2019

Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.

The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.

by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019

jumping the doodle

The act of secretly playing the app/game "Doodle Jump".

"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?

"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".

by Senor Samtit. March 3, 2010