Dewalt

Tool brand owned by StanleyBlack&Decker. Some products are made outside the USA, but some products have the "Made in USA with Global Materials." In other words, the parts are made overseas and put together like legos in the Unties States. lThey have an iconic for the black and yellow coloring like the Shittsburgh Steelers. Notorious back in the 90s for being an overrated and overpriced Black & Decker power tool with a different name, color, and heavier price tag. They're corded tools are pretty good, bit their cordless line consists of way overpriced batteries that may cost someone to take a personal bank loan with a high interest rate compared to other tool brands in that tier, which their cordless lines are far superb that Dewalt. Don't forget that their batteries lose charge so fast similar to a young private's first ever trip to the shitty strip club out in town and blowing their entire base pay on payday.

Bank teller: So, your loan is approved. What kind of car are you thinking of getting?

Customer: No, Ma'am, this is for some extra Dewalt batteries for my new cordless tool kit.

Bank teller: Dewalt cordless?! That's cute. I'm a woman that uses Milwaukee Fuel M18 tools, so at least I have a pair of balls. Dont pay back the loan. Give me your man card in return, you fuckin' bitch!

by Sluggish Adderall August 4, 2020

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