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depphobia

When you have an irrational fear of the American actress Johnny Depp
Giulia: Omg guys stop, my depphobia is kicking in
by Regina Philangi October 14, 2023
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fuck deposit

To treat your girlfriend like a sexual atm
Shit....I was gonna stop by the bank tonight, but I think I'll just make a fuck deposit instead.
by Barfthecaveman May 26, 2011
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Safety deposit box

When you fart in someone's drawer, close it, and then sneakliy tell him/her that you left a deposit and that he/she should pick it up postehaste.
Yo, G, I left you something in the safety deposit box, you should go check it out. I think you'll find it...enchanting. `
by MercuryRetro November 24, 2011
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Fatty deposit

A swell dude named Ty who has a heck of a time getting his life together and as a result just kinda flops fetchingly through life like a lifeless blob of lard swirling in a chasm that is juxtaposed between chaos and helplessness.
Only a fatty deposit would show up 45 minutes late for a pathophys final.
by #Jellylicious 😎 November 9, 2018
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Afer deposit

Not to be confused for when someone takes a dump and clogs your toilet - this term is used for people who repeatedly flake on commitments so you must charge them an upfront deposit for any upcoming activity/trip. This way if they were to flake after the Afer deposit was already paid, any remaining financial costs won't have to be split up amongst the rest of the group. This is usually the last straw implemented right before the person is eliminated from any group chats the peers may have.
Fuck, he really wants to come on this trip? Who invited him? We'll have to charge him the Afer deposit to be safe
by Hugh Jassticles August 30, 2019
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Security Deposit

When you buy your boyfriend anything just so you can wear it too
Person 1:I’m getting my boyfriend a sweater but just so I can wear it
Person 2:So it’s security deposit
by Teghh November 27, 2019
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Jack Dempster

That guy Jack Dempster, he always carries the squad. He is a true Apex Champion
by Ni7ro May 13, 2021
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