Curtys

The superior to Curtis. Tends to be less of a self absorbed butthead. Other Curtis variations write their own definition and spam pages with fake 5 star reviews. What a bunch of fakers. Any one unfortunate enough to have obtained a Curtis in their lives should look into trading him in for a less tall blonde and annoying Curtys.
Oh. You meant Curtis is coming. Ugh. I thought you meant Curtys. Whatever I'll just stay home
by Not Lauryn December 27, 2019
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Chloe curtis

Damnnnn you're dating Chloe curtis? Damn you lucky mother fucker
by Lev man April 14, 2021
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Curtis LaTourelle

Curtis LaTourelle is Cuter than any emily.
by mwahahauuahahaha January 10, 2013
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Curtie Turdy

The best goddamn turd there ever was.
Wow, did you see that hottie? What a Curtie Turdy!
by Curtie Turdy May 07, 2014
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Stony Curtis

Someone who grew up in The Flintstones era and when who, once they began smoking pot, would either forget something or forget to do something repeatedly.
"Bro, don't light that dube in the house using the stove, there's a lighter is in the drawer right under the stove top. Now the whole living room smells, Stony Curtis."
by DailyDeets August 27, 2023
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Curtis Beefy

Curtis is so beefy he can break down any door. Especially women’s doors ;)
Kristian: Ur not beefy enough to open this door!
Curtis Beefy: No.
by Beefydestroyer July 06, 2021
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Cliff Curtis

(n) the most amazing actor known to mankind, seen in Once Were Warriors, Whale Rider, Crossing Over, Blow, Bringing on the Dead, River Queen, Trauma (tv program)

(v) the act of an incredibly sexy man pulling his hair up into a tight bun on the top of his head and looking stunningly hot
Hey, baby, you want to look really hot for me tonight? Wear those jeans I like and Cliff Curtis your hair for me, okay? Then we'll play a little game later called "Just the Tip"...
by Kate Mungenate May 01, 2011
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