Speed curling

Taking a crap as fast as possible

Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling

by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012

beer curling

Beer curling aka sandusky aka "dusky" is a 2v2 drinking game. Each player has a partner across the table. The two players on each side are competing to make their opponents partner drink. a beer can or bottle is place on both sides, while the two players on one side each slide a bottle cap to the beer can. the farthest one from the can loses, and their partner across the table must drink. players shoot at the same time, and if anyone hits the can or goes off the table with their bottle cap, both team members must drink. first team to 21 shouts DUSKY! and then doesn't have to get raped by the creepy old man in the corner of the room (essential to the game).

Let's go play some beer curling!

Joe: Let's go slide some caps and play some beer curling!
Matt: Dude, its called dusky! you loser!

by APnAD January 2, 2012

Plate Curling

Plate Curling is when you must stand at any edge of the table and either with or without your eyes shut you must Curl your plate which will determine where you will sit for the Evening Dinner.

Wayne "Hey Man, where are you going to sit?"

Conor " I dunno, I'm gonna find out by Plate Curling."

by RonocMcfoley November 21, 2011

Curling Gal

A woman who you matched with on Tinder who thinks that curling is a good Olympic sport. Used pejoratively

Guy 1: That Emily chick you’ve been talking to is kinda cute
Guy 2: Yeah but unfortunately she’s a total Curling Gal

by Craig Hamilton October 21, 2023

Toe curl

When u curl your feet when they are cold

It was super chilly last night bro, the wind gave me the biggest toe curl

by Op10 January 16, 2024

Johnson Curl

A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground

"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"

"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"

by theoreticalbias May 1, 2023

Curling oot a toaldy

When you do a massive steamy shite that curls out your arse like a Mr Whipy ice cream

Waitress - Would your friend like to order dessert?

Me - I'm not sure, he's currently in the toilet curling oot a toaldy

by Supersonictittysucker November 18, 2020