Mudbutt Crabs

excessive diarrhea; made popular by Dave Chappelle on "Chappelle's Show," in such skits like "Ribs" and "Black Man on a White Toilet". Could also be spelled "muddbutt." And Crabs: A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus, and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.. except in this case you’re not going anywhere because the mudbutt, so you’re screwed.

Michael: I can’t come into work today because I’m sick. *ahhhh*
Michaels Boss: Yeah I could hear it, it sounds like you have Mudbutt Crabs, you should stay home, like forever, we don’t want you here with that bullsh*t. Everyone at work discussed it annnnd everyone thinks it’s best that you don’t come back, so... you’re fired.

by Commander_Shepard December 14, 2018

Curtis Cabs

Curtis Industries (also known as Curtis Cabs), is one of the coolest and most innovative cab manufacturers in the world. They do awesome stuff like make air conditioning for golf carts, sell a bunch of sick attachments and other things that are pretty convenient.

Some guy named Fred Curtis Sr. started the biz back in 1968, and his legacy is still carried with the company that still produces cabs with similar purpose. Curtis keeps making new stuff all the time and is generally incredibly luxurious, and built to last. It's kind of like owning the Lamborghini of the lawn mowing world if you were to have one of the cabs. The Ferrari of the golf cart universe. The Mercedes-Benz of the small tractor community. The Porsche of UTV's everywhere. Don't even get me STARTED on the plows and ACCESSORIES. ACCESSORIES PEOPLE.

Up your swag at curtiscab.com

Random Citizen- "Hey, why do you always spend so long in your tractor?"
Curtis Customer- "Because I bought one of the Curtis Cabs, and now I can hide in it from all of my life stressors!"

by buttered pickles June 27, 2022

Gulf Coast Crabs

a side dish unintentionally obtained from Alluvia in Atlanta after being escorted to the boom-boom room by a blonde Floridian bimbo

My dad was entertaining some clients at the Cheetah in the 90's. He said everyone went home with an order of Gulf Coast Crabs.

by stegas August 2, 2012

Chesapeake Blue Crabs

The unfortunate event of having both crabs and blue waffles at the same time

Fuck man, I knew I shouldn't have fucked that whore last night she gave me Chesapeake Blue Crabs

by thesurferdude223 November 9, 2017

Arts and Crabs

Using pubic hair to make arts and crafts projects. Crabs not necessary.

“I shaved my pubes last night.” “Oh, man, give me the hair, I wanna make some arts and crabs.”

by badgirl22 December 3, 2018

Crabs 'a' Way

n. - a type of "medicine", otherwise known as a Razor, used to shave your pubic hairs to get rid of your krabs for a short period of time

Dude, Johnny used the Crabs 'a' Way method just to go on a date tonight.

by Tattoo May 23, 2007

Crabs Pole Vaulting

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much

by Alleigh May 22, 2008