Sigh Crying

Expressing complaints and/or frustration with a verbal sigh. A form of whining.

Jeez, she wouldn't stop sigh crying over the smallest of things. I even had to invent a phrase to define it.

by steve9678457 June 6, 2011

emotionally crying

Emotionally crying is when someone doesn't physically cry but is sad and on the verge of crying, therefore they are emotionally crying.

Person 1: How you been recently?

Person 2: alright I guess, only emotionally crying now.

by NNJM9190 October 11, 2015

Empty Crying

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.

Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes

by MarchTheMifwau August 31, 2018

stop crying before i give you something to cry about

the phrase that every poc parent says to their kid to make them physically obstruct the concept of their body and stop crying after having the black smacked off of them.

parent: hits kid
kid: cries from pain
parent: stop crying before i give you something to cry about

by sweet-white-stuff June 21, 2023

Tony Crynight

A guy who made a series of Five Nights at Freddy's animations that are nostalgic to the FNAF community and were popular during FNAF's prime peak in popularity. Basically, it's a FNAF love story where Foxy and Mangle are dating and Chica gets jealous. Some drama goes down and this later results in Springtrap using Mangle to revive Fredbear because his memory chip is inside Mangle. Despite these videos coming off as a cheesy furry romance of the sort, the animation and voices are really well done and this is to this day regarded as a better love story than Twilight and is a cinematic masterpiece to FNAF fans.

Person 1: "Hey, you're a FNAF fan right? You should watch Tony Crynight!"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I watched him when I was 9 years old!"

by Dong Jr. September 20, 2023

pissing myself crying

pissing myself crying can be defined as crying so much you piss yourself.

"I'll be pissing myself crying if my husky dies"

by The_bunny_definer April 23, 2018

Baby’s cryin….

Is when when meghan gerba also known as gerber BABY, begins bitching about everything. The act of gerber baby bitching is for the baby to be cryin. Commonly used when gerba starts bitching and Dustin wants her to stop. This phrase originally stemming from the whackarnolds episode where Calvin comes home from a hard days work and finds some other mans gloves and proceeds to fight with his girl friend while the baby cries completely ignored by the upset girlfriend. Calvin dryly and aggravated, reminds her- baby’s cryin. Baby’s cryin. So that she will make the baby stop cryin.

“Baby’s cryin…. !” Dustin yelled over her loudly.

by MamaNasty June 10, 2022