A phrase complete retards use to describe people that are smarter, brighter, superior well even ferrets are smarter, brighter, superior than them.
by Frank Sack April 07, 2006
Only the best lunch besides chicken bowl at south glens falls high school. The only lunch that isn't precessed or soaked in grease. People run to the cafeteria on crunchy chicken wrap day. The best way to eat it is with lettuce, cheese, tomato, and ranch. crunchy chicken wrap is only served once every 2 or 3 weeks so don't miss it! if you wait around before getting in line, you're most likely to wait all lunch period so get there fast. everyone loves crunchy chicken wrap day.
by sausage for lyfe! January 07, 2012
by srovaj3 July 19, 2011
by Spreader it truth September 14, 2018
A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.
Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
by deltacircle August 02, 2010
the worlds greatest breakfast cereal.
a perfect combination between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.
originally made by the man/legend colm o'sullivan
a perfect combination between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.
originally made by the man/legend colm o'sullivan
guy 1: dude, whats that?!?
guy 2;its coco-crunchy-k! a mix between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.
guy 2;its coco-crunchy-k! a mix between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.
by the bear and the fox March 16, 2010
When your friends are being some crunchy ass birdhouses
"you guys are some crunchy ass birdhouses"
by iswearimnotjustin July 08, 2020