Daisy from Animal Crossing

The holy doggo of all animal crossing lore.

If she appears in your town, consider yourself blessed.

Did the holy doggo known as Daisy from Animal Crossing appear in your town?

by Some Anonymous Nobody March 1, 2019

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

A delightful forum of minecraft pleasure where Steve’s 🍆 goes into Alex’s 🍑or🐱

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

by Superior_dino_nuggie July 11, 2021

coasting the chadwag

to smoke pot. see safty meeting
To the average person this will be passed off as code for shooting the breeze.

" we're going to coast the chadwag in the carpark.you coming?"
"we'll be down stairs coasting the chadwag"

by hoboc October 30, 2006

Salad roasting

Anal sex without using lube

That girl is so filthy! She totally loved the salad roasting I gave her last night.

by WooLIII May 6, 2018

chestnuts roasting on an open fire

When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.

"Man last night I gave her chestnuts roasting on an open fire...it was so romantic"

by KaigedStupidity April 15, 2021

Crossing the Delaware

Straddling a woman's face, balls in her mouth, while titty fucking her, one leg on the floor, the other on the bed, reminicent of the pose struck by George Washington in the famous Revolutionary War Painting "Washington Crossing the Delaware"

After an extended amount of time in a Captain Morgan style doggy position, he flipped her over and and switched into his "Crossing the Delaware" stance until his leg started to cramp.

by dogh2o December 31, 2011

Professional Crastinator

A person who can waste as much time as humanly possible, as effectively as possible, while still attaining above average grades in school/working adequately.

Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.

"How the fuck does that guy get such good marks, he just sits in his room browsing memes and masturbating for hours on end!"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"

by 765boo May 2, 2018