And then she fucked a cripple

I started doing this that and the third...

Hym “...And then she fucked a cripple. That’s the other side of the coin. You’ll either get that, or she’ll fuck a cripple, you’ll be robbed by the bitch who sold you the bullshit. $29.99 down the drain. But maybe... just maybe, if you buy then next one she won’t fuck the mongoloid. No? Ok, well, just one more. You know what? Just pay to come see the show, $129.99. Then she’ll fuck you instead of a walking disability.”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

The Crippler Cross-Bo

The signature finishing move of Rochie aka Bo Rochie.

This move has been known to be used after his victims are adequately incapacitated by the constraints of alcoholic beverages.

Oh my god King, he's goina do it, its The Crippler Cross-Bo

by Joseph Anthony Gibbons June 28, 2008

cripple spot

Any well placed parking stall, near the entrance to a store normally reserved for cripples, who have no business leaving the puzzle factory in the first place.

- Hey, there's a nice spot
- No, I can't park there, it's a cripple spot.

by Maecello Battaglia October 18, 2008

Cripple boy

awesome boy from newgrounds with accomplice chocolate man, and chocolate woman. has stubby arms, and stubby legs, and is in a wheel chair.

Satan: Hello crippled one
Cripple Boy: Sup Satan
Satan: You dare mock me, crippled one?!
Cripple Boy: Mock mock mock
Satan : * cry cry cry cry cry cry cry*

by a dumbass July 10, 2010

Nipple Cripple

Someone who has lost feeling in their nipples.

Hannah was the only one with flat nipples on that cold day because she is a nipple cripple.

by TJJENMAURAMIKE December 16, 2008

crappled

destroyed competition by "re-innovating" slumbering and badly implemented technology.

MP3 players crappled, tablets crappled

by diskgrinder March 23, 2010

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 April 3, 2016