a term of untold status, fame and good luck bestowed upon an individual once initiated into the crayon cult by owning a Crayon Cult NFT PFP and eating / melting a crayon. For folks who want to identify as a crayon use the pronouns "cray/on"
( crayons ) - used to announce more than one individual member of the crayon cult
( a pack of crayons ) - used to describe more than 5 members of the crayon cult
( crayons ) - used to announce more than one individual member of the crayon cult
( a pack of crayons ) - used to describe more than 5 members of the crayon cult
example 1 : wow that crayon really looks cool
example 2 : that pack of crayons looks like a cult
example 3 : Crayons! gather around the fire
example 4 : those crayons are good at everything
example 5 : that crayon just joined that pack of crayons
example 2 : that pack of crayons looks like a cult
example 3 : Crayons! gather around the fire
example 4 : those crayons are good at everything
example 5 : that crayon just joined that pack of crayons
by gregmars@thecrayoncult July 22, 2025

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.
by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022

by LmfaoDepictions August 24, 2022

You: Do you want some crayons?
Friend: What are crayons?
You: They are basically colored pencils but can break more easily than colored pencils and has texture
Friend: What are crayons?
You: They are basically colored pencils but can break more easily than colored pencils and has texture
by nicku1006 July 16, 2025

Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”
Example 1
Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”
Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”
Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”
Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”
Example 2
“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”
Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”
Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”
Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”
Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”
Example 2
“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”
by TheUrbanDicOfficial June 22, 2021

by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017
