cancer crayon

Most commonly known as a cigarette, it's shape resembles an innocent crayon, filled with cancer causing chemicals.

Bob: Bro, I'm gonna go outside and light a cig, you want one?

Harry: Dude, you mean a cancer crayon?

Bob: I guess, but cig or cigarette sounds better.

Harry: I'm straight. Enjoy you cancer-filled crayon

Bob: Will do.

by pseudoslimshady September 1, 2011

Brown crayon

You have sex with a girl in the ass. Immediately after you poke her in the eye with your dick. She contracts pink eye from her own butt

Can't believe she got a brown crayon.

by Leonard1541452 November 25, 2017

Crayon

Dude a crayon is a retard....durr

"Jesus your such a fucking crayon!"

by Krista April 21, 2005

Purple Crayon

The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)

I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.

by Morthsaal May 16, 2016

meat crayon

1) A term used to describe a man's penis.

2) A term used to describe the use of the penis after ejaculation.

1) She reached into my pants and pulled out my meat crayon.

2) I used my meat crayon to draw all over her face after I came.

by NotoriousGIB January 4, 2008

crayoning

when you wipe your ass and the shit wont wipe away

Tavi was in the bathroom for an hour because she kept crayoning.

by Ass Captain December 9, 2007

CroydoNight

someone that lives or has lived in croydon, pa for most or all of the lifes.

Joe was a CroydoNight, he lived in croydon for 5 years.

by Croydon215 December 11, 2010