Covid Dick

Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.

Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"

Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."

by HealthAdvice November 18, 2022

Covid-toes

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot

I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes

by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020

COVID Beard

An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Did you guys see Garrett yesterday on that zoom chat? His COVID beard was repulsive.

by DRJAY April 23, 2020

covid cluster

A plan that turns into a complete hot mess & confusing situation due to guidelines and rules because of Coronavirus or Covid-19.

I just wanted to throw Debbie a nice surprise birthday party, but we’re only allowed 10 people, we have stay six feet apart and we have to wear masks! It’s a complete covid cluster!

by Tluv777 August 31, 2020

The Covid 15

Much like the Freshman 15 when a student starts college he gains 15 pounds, the Covid 15 is when people start to gain weight due to inactivity during the Coronavirus pandemic.

The gym has been closed for so long I think I gained the Covid 15.

by newyy1 June 8, 2020

Covid-in-Chief

When the Comander-in-Chief welcomes Covid into his house and lets it take over the place.

The Covid-in-Chief has told everyone not to fear Coronavirus.

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Covid-25

When Covid-19 and its variants from different countries are planning a Xmas gathering at some undisclosed location in China to update each other of their successes and setbacks they have so far experienced in their war against vaccines, WHO-approved or not; and how they could strategize or disguise themselves to prolong their earthly stay as long as possible before the next pandemic visits the planet.

At the Covid-25 meeting, all variants agree that in order to outwit and outlive the vaccines, they would need to continually evolve and mutate in order to creatively fool them, if their plan to have the WHO declare the Omega variant as a variant of concern were to be fulfilled.

by Covido December 5, 2021