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Covid-in-Chief

When the Comander-in-Chief welcomes Covid into his house and lets it take over the place.
The Covid-in-Chief has told everyone not to fear Coronavirus.
by No Hemingway October 5, 2020
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covid cluster

A plan that turns into a complete hot mess & confusing situation due to guidelines and rules because of Coronavirus or Covid-19.
I just wanted to throw Debbie a nice surprise birthday party, but we’re only allowed 10 people, we have stay six feet apart and we have to wear masks! It’s a complete covid cluster!
by Tluv777 August 31, 2020
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The Covid 15

Much like the Freshman 15 when a student starts college he gains 15 pounds, the Covid 15 is when people start to gain weight due to inactivity during the Coronavirus pandemic.
The gym has been closed for so long I think I gained the Covid 15.
by newyy1 June 8, 2020
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Covid Spelunker

Covid Spelunker

A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.

The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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Covid rapper

Basically a one hit wonder rapper that blew up over the pandemic

Once the pandemic is over they’re irrelevant and fell off
Person 1:Yo what happened to popp hunna?
Person 2:He’s a covid rapper
by Trippiereddit69 March 9, 2021
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Covid Catfish

To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.
"I copped a Covid Catfish. Her eyes were lush but the mask hid a face that a mother couldn't love."
by CampionShagSlave January 15, 2021
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COVID cheerleader

(noun) - A person who cheers on the coronavirus and hopes for as many dead people as possible. This became an unlikely entity to cheer for however everyone likes a winner 😉 and the ability to turn pain into political issues. While this may at 1st make a person appear to be callous or cold, it underscores a person's exacting standards regarding winning. #winning

Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.
You know, I've kind of become COVID cheerleader now that it looks like its gonna be here for a while.
by $lapaho March 3, 2021
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