The Count

The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.

Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa

by Some pot smoking retard June 10, 2007

no count

A Southern expression, meaning no good, or thats bad. Similar to no dice.

When the pawn shop looked at the VCR they said, "we will not take it because it is no count."

by Andrew D. August 7, 2006

full count

In baseball a full count is when the batter has 3 balls and 2 strikes. If another ball is thrown without the batter swinging, its a walk (batter automatically gets to 1st base). If another strike is thrown and the batter swings and misses or doesn't swing and the ball is in the strike zone, thats strike 3 and the batter is out. If a foul is hit and not caught the batter continues. The batter could hit as many foul balls and not be out if the ball is not caught. A foul counts as a strike except on the third strike.

Jeter is at bat with a full count.

by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008

Fuck Count

One's number of people they have slept with. A shorter and easier way to say "the number of people I've slept with".

Josh, "My fuck count's at 4."
Seb, "Damn! My fuck count is at 5 this week alone!"
Vicky, "I lost track of my fuck count at 18."

by psebq June 24, 2009

Thumb Count Coercion

The process of reading a definition on Urban Dictionary and finding it clever until you check the thumb ratings and see it is generally not liked. In the following moments you tell yourself it wasn't ever that funny in deep shame.

Works in the opposite sense also.

See peer pressure.

"Beat Feet ha! That's clever!
4719 negative votes? I guess it is pretty lame - and my decision to reconsider has nothing to do with thumb count coercion. It was never good. Actually, god damned awful."

"Douchebaguette is not even creative.
*Sees thumb count* Well, they did make it feminine by adding the 'ette', and simultaneously constructed a type of bread. LOL! *adds +1 to rating*"

by MyoidenRamre June 24, 2009

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by project zorgo May 13, 2019

Body count

How many ppl u had sex with ... oral or penetration

Mel don't think gettin her pussy ate don't count as a body . Head = body count

by Hellondascale July 24, 2017