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Gidge conversation 

A pointless conversation for which you are stuck on the phone for extended periods of time, while you may occasionally leave and come back to find the individual is still talking.
"I had a three hour long Gidge conversation with Melissa last night. After the first hour about hearing about how great China is i wanted to kill myself"
Gidge conversation by SpennyP January 8, 2009
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fake conversation

a conversation where what you re saying really means the opposite or you're really just not being serious the whole time and then usually goes back to a normal conversation
"I hate you"
"good you make me sick anyway now get out of my face."
"so are we getting together on monday for the game still?"
"yeah I think so"

The fake conversation is the first part where the first person just said I hate you to start talking to the other person and get their attention.

Awkward How are you? text conversation 

It is the epitome of a text conversation that leads to no productive result at all. Very short and point less. It might seem like the person texting you wants to chat with you, but in reality it just leaves you with an awkward silence.
Person A: Hey, what's up? You called.
Person B: Yeah. Nothing, just wanted to see how you were doing.
Person A: I'm fine thank you! How are you?
Person B: I'm fine.

END OF Awkward How are you? text CONVERSATION

crossrail conversation 

Having a conversation accross the railway tracks. Mostly cut short by the arrival of the train.
John: Hey Mike, guess who I saw Yesterday. I was waiting for the train and Jenny shows up on the other platform. We had a crossrail conversation till her train arrived but still got a date out of it

Booning the conversation 

when a few people are carrying on a casual conversation about a predetermined topic, and a friend who isn't paying attention intentionally tries to steer the convo in a completely different random and possibly embarrassing direction.
Bob - How much overtime did you get this week?
Tom - Only two hours. Sucks cuz I have bills due.
Bob - Plus Christmas is coming up.
Tom - yeah.
Dave - Yeah, so I wasn't impressed by Avatar at all.
Tom - Thanks for booning the conversation, dude.

Status Side-Conversation 

When two people or more have a non or semi related conversation on your status on facebook. It is super annoying.
Status: Saw Paranormal Activity today...so scary!!
John: Saw that movie, wasnt scared
Jack: Hey john!!!! How are you?????
John: Hey jack, nm, just school.
Jack: Oh really? That's cool
John: Wbu? How are you doing? Still with your girlfriend?
Jack: Im doing great! Yeah, were still together. Where do you go to school?
Me: ...seriously, guys? Take your status side-conversation elsewhere!
Status Side-Conversation by RxSS November 4, 2010

Polite Conversation 

I met the president of the company last night at the dinner party and we made polite conversation.

I met with the Dean in his office to discuss my application but instead we made polite conversation.
Polite Conversation by Blooshoo February 11, 2009