Constontopolis

That one weird kid with the unbearably long last name who just happens to always sit behind you.

Constontopolis: Hi Hillary.
Hillary: u suck

by Qofi January 4, 2008

constant gardener

A persistent nose picker. Someone who really goes to town on his nose in public habitually.

He could not stop fiddling with his nose while we were talking. I knew that he was a nose picker but this bordered on "constant gardener" behavior.

by deepdishdave March 2, 2011

constant as the north star

unwavering in position or resolve. usually uttered before brutal stabbing death.

The SGA President said he was as constant as the north star before being stabbed 33 times by his VP and CFO. They then started a slush fund.

by robert mcnamara August 12, 2004

Constance

An old black lady. Only old black ladies have the name Constance. Don’t be fooled by people such as Constance Wu. She’s not real. Constance is most likely a heavy church goer who is a part of working in reformation with new teens. Nice lady, somewhat wrinkled face.

Person 1: Dude what’s the name of the reformation lady?
Person 2: Oh her name is Constance.

by Am3ricanSniper May 6, 2019

constantiam

A minecraft server run similarly to 2b2t but not related, The owner and admin is James Rustles

.

Want to go play on constantiam?

by JoeyC9 November 12, 2017

constant gardener

the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.

Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.

by The Destroyers April 3, 2008

Constantinople

Istanbul

Alexios: Hey let's go to cons--

Giants: IT'S ISTANBUL NOT CONSTANTINOPLE!

by Panela Rosa August 11, 2021