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law of conservation of ass

The Law of Conservation of Ass states that women can be changed from one attitude into another, ethnicity combinations can be separated or made, and pure females can be corrupted, but the total amount of ass remains constant.
On Earth the amount of ass remains constant as women gain ass as much as they loose.
IE; a women gets a flat ass when she gives birth to a girl with a large ass, thus upholding the Law of Conservation of Ass.
by Mr ... December 1, 2015
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Conversation Slut

Someone who has multiple facebook chat windows going on at the same time.
Oh my god, you're talking to three different people at the same time? Conversation slut!
by famytwtu February 22, 2011
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Condemnation Cough

This is the fake cough that non-smokers give to someone smoking, even in an outdoor setting. It is generally characterized by one dry cough and accompanied by a dirty look.
Fred: Hey, I think Mike is getting sick. I was outside smoking, and he walked past me coughing.

Bill: Naw, man, that's just a condemnation cough.
by Skuldseidhr November 9, 2011
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fake conversation

a conversation where what you re saying really means the opposite or you're really just not being serious the whole time and then usually goes back to a normal conversation
"I hate you"
"good you make me sick anyway now get out of my face."
"so are we getting together on monday for the game still?"
"yeah I think so"

The fake conversation is the first part where the first person just said I hate you to start talking to the other person and get their attention.
by Nicolecanread May 20, 2010
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conversation

The act of verbal communication between two or more humans/monkeys.
Joe: What are you doing fagon?
Mitch: I'm doing your mum
by Jesus April 10, 2004
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Awkward How are you? text conversation

It is the epitome of a text conversation that leads to no productive result at all. Very short and point less. It might seem like the person texting you wants to chat with you, but in reality it just leaves you with an awkward silence.
Person A: Hey, what's up? You called.
Person B: Yeah. Nothing, just wanted to see how you were doing.
Person A: I'm fine thank you! How are you?
Person B: I'm fine.

END OF Awkward How are you? text CONVERSATION
by 0078*9 July 7, 2011
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conversational splooging

1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.

2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.
Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.
by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007
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