Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.
Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.
by DrBrian December 23, 2020
Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.
/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset
Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"
Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"
by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021
by JohnDickington July 12, 2022
Comments that have been edited. Can either be a fixed typo, a smart addition to the comment, or most likely,
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS
by The lazy second coming of God August 20, 2020
A person who always corrupts any comment section filled with spam, slurs, any phrase and things like “L Bozo, L, L + Ratio” It can also be a group of people spamming links or funny phrases. Some groups have the same profile pictures.
Person: “ L bozo. That is such a bad opinion 🤓💀”
Person 2: “Stop being a Comment Parasite”
Person:” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Person 2: ” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Creator:” Comment parasites Smh.”
Person 2: “Stop being a Comment Parasite”
Person:” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Person 2: ” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Creator:” Comment parasites Smh.”
by InZaneCLDY August 29, 2022
(Friend receiving hundreds of notifications about a status he liked an hour ago)
Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
by Ethan and Anthony NJ October 28, 2011
You, reading this now: "Fuck, I really hate this definition, which this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche-bag wrote, but the 'Thumbs-Down' button doesn't adequately summarize the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, were I given the chance. If only there was a COMMENTS SECTION, I could properly express my anger by typing something whitty like, 'shut up, you commi', that would teach 'em"!
by StrongDynamics September 28, 2020