come at me

A slang term used in response towards an issuer of verbal threats and/or an aggressive posture, to indicate that the receiver of the threats is ready, willing and able to engage in physical combat, in an act of self-defense should the issuer of the threats wish to escalate the situation to a physical one. This slang term is normally used by people who are extremely confident in their ability to easily neutralize/subdue the aggressor. eg. Walk the walk, don't just talk the talk.

Hothead: Hey homeboy, yo mamma was gud' in bed last nite, haha!
Icecold: Come at me...

*Icecold knocks Hothead the fuck out with 1 punch to the jaw*

Icecold: You were sayin' bitch?

by TheTrooth December 7, 2011

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum

A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.

The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.

The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!

by MovieManiacX March 16, 2010

Come Get Your Grape Juice

an exclamatory phrase of delight, commonly used in the discovery of a partner's fetish.

Bro1: I just learned my wife of two years loves anal.
Bro2: Come get your grape juice!

by shadalabadingdong December 3, 2014

comedown

The word for a hangover from drugs. Usually associated with the day after taking chemicals. Generally feelings of depression, tiredness and irritability.

"Man, I regret munching those pills, this comedown is fucking awful"

by whowrotethis? August 30, 2006

come for

To be aggressive toward someone, usually with jealous and/or malicious undertones.

"Don't try to come for me, heifer! You know you just jealous."

"I make six figures, and you're nothing but a housewife. Come for me!!"

"They tried to come for me with some stuff from my past. I wasn't having it."

by natemup June 1, 2014

instagram comedians

Usually attractive individuals, these instagrammers have migrated from vine after it's collapse, and are hungry for views on their content, of which is usually comparable to human fecal matter. However, their emoji-caked videos are surrounded with "relatable" scenarios that appeal to a very large general audience. These scenarios usually include a female doing things that annoy a male, rampant stereotyping, and mostly (yet sadly) cheating or relationship drama.

The best way to repel such toxic individuals is to NOT watch their content. Just don't. Also, DO NOT tag your friends. They will hate you for associating them with such content.

Regular person: Man, why do people watch these stupid clips? Instagram Comedians suck.

Average prepubescent child: HAHAHA LOL XD LIT FAM IM GONNA TAG A FRIEND LOL

by IronyDetector July 19, 2017

comedy pyramid

on a live radio show where listeners call in and add their own anectdotes, etc., on a specific topic, thereby growing the bit funnier and funnier

The Ron & Fez Show

by Cita October 22, 2003