spastic colon

when colons go crazy

that thing just sprays spastically now, damn spastic colon

by johnjacknamez November 19, 2007

GD Colon

a furry

gd colon is a furry

by 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 April 19, 2023

semi-colon

The term used to refer to erectile problems during anal sex. Primarily, although not exclusively, used to describe a gay man where impotency has struck during intercourse.

Anthony: I'm not feeling anything anymore?
Sebastian: I'm so sorry, I've gone limp.
Anthony: A semi-colon does nothing for me, Sebastian.

by ChrisUK June 22, 2009

Bartolo Colon

See: Golden Bath

The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.

Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.

by John Petrucci August 3, 2006

swollen colon

When your asshole is inflamed, torn, & bleeding profusely due to many rigorous anal fucks by multitudes of men.

That bitch sure does have a swollen colon, after all she just got clusterfucked by a dozen dudes.

by sikwill October 20, 2005

inverted colon

A condition resulting from prolonged exposure to a call center environment. Frequently within a call center, the only resolution to a person's problem is reached when the consultant (future patient) inserts his or her own thumb or other finger up into their buttox. Although the "thumb up the buttox" procedure works in the short term to satisfy customer needs, it has been discovered to have a very negative long term effect over time due to the sheer frequency of required insertions (50+ times per day, 5 days per week, 52 weeks per year). Over time the colon becomes so irritated that it becomes inverted. At this point the lowly call center employee may lose his/her job due to an inability to satisfy customer needs (and take the routine shaft or management dick up the ass(see: Joe Howe))The person may also be unemployable from this point forward as their call center career is effectively over.

The primary symptom of Inverted Colon is a bowlegged walk, one that frequently resembles the "corncob up the ass" or "freshly given the shaft" condition.

Although your first inclination is to laugh, do not for a moment think that this condition is a laughing mater. Inverted Colon is very serious. It causes severe mental anguish including a massive inferiority complex, inability to poop for days or weeks at a time causing occasional explosions of impacted fecal matter, uncontrollable flatulence, extreme sexual anxiety and complete loss of sexual appetite and inability to achieve orgasm (especially for homosexual males), and eventually death. Currently, there is no cure for Inverted Colon.

My friend John works for AOL. The only way he can solve anyone's issue is by sticking his thumb up his own buttox. I fear that in time his colon will become inverted. Poor John is going to die one day, and it'll be all AOLs fault.

My ex-Boss Joe's colon became inverted due to the number of management cocks that have been shoved up his ass over time.

The AOL site manager Nancy has an inverted colon by repeated thumb up the buttox as wel as management powered strap-ons being inserted into her rectum.

by ragedookie May 15, 2006

semi-colon

the sexiest punctuation mark EVER. ;

Semi-colons are sexy.

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now tell me thats not sexy.

by Ben Franklin's loverrr August 19, 2006