by hephaestus June 23, 2010
Usualy when your pretty horney looking to get some ass at a party or something and ass hole men get in your way from getttin it on with a girl twice in a row. A double cock block usualy results in a guy not liking you therefore doesnt want to see you get some. After this happens you usualy whip the guys ass in fury then go back in and get with the girl.
*girl sits on jakes lap*
asshole: Jake has AIDS
*girl gets up and walks away*
jake:*walks up to a babe* heyy what to partay?
asshole:Jake is gay
*jake takes asshole outside and whips his ass*
jake:thats what you get for double cock blocking me
asshole: Jake has AIDS
*girl gets up and walks away*
jake:*walks up to a babe* heyy what to partay?
asshole:Jake is gay
*jake takes asshole outside and whips his ass*
jake:thats what you get for double cock blocking me
by ahhsay May 09, 2010
When you are cock blocked so bad your penis goes flat to the point where you actually don't want to fuck that chick anymore.
Damn man, I just got pancake cock blocked by that chick. I think Ima go because I don't even feel like gettin it in anymore.
by PHilthy Philatio October 15, 2009
Girl: After I asked him to hook up he told me that he didn't need it because Jesus already loves him.
Friend: You totally just got a divine cock-block.
Friend: You totally just got a divine cock-block.
by error404sucks July 10, 2011
During Grand Theft Auto
Joe:Can you shoot your gun on a date.
Brian:I don't know.(Shoots gun and girl runs in fear)
Joe: Oh man! Sorry, thats the biggest in-game cock block I've ever been apart of.
Joe:Can you shoot your gun on a date.
Brian:I don't know.(Shoots gun and girl runs in fear)
Joe: Oh man! Sorry, thats the biggest in-game cock block I've ever been apart of.
by Nice Cream Paint Job November 13, 2009
Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.
by Tacocat777 March 06, 2017
A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.
They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.
They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.
Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013