Corn Cob Chandler

A red haired kid that eats 2D corn cobs.

You're a Corn Cob Chandler!

by Khelekra January 22, 2022

Mississippi Corn Cob

When your woman eats a shit ton of corn and then you do anal. When you pull out there’s corn on your dick.

“Man my old lady gave me a Mississippi corn cob last night!”

by Superman1248 June 11, 2021

Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

by Skilzz March 12, 2023

Popped Corn On The Cob

When that chicken head sucks a guys dick making that popping noise then front flips onto your cob with her anus

Yo Kyle got popped Corn on The Cob last night bro from that chicken head at the party

by Dixie Bulgin July 22, 2019

Bust off a cob

To excrete fecal matter from one's rectum.

Can't talk now, gotta go bust off a cob.

by ElectricalGenius November 14, 2010

shootin' corn on the cob

When two men, in naked form, habitate the same sofa whilst exploring the posiibilities (see exploring the possibilities, if you haven't figured out what that is yet...come on)

"Alright Geez, you coming out tonight"

"Nah, me and Fabrice are shootin' corn on the cob"

by Lars Lars Pants-on-Fire July 3, 2008

Idaho Corn cob

To shove an uncooked corn cob into your anus and shred the cob with the lining of your rectum, then defecate into a bowl and continue to eat it.

Dat Idaho Corn cob was the shit.......Literally.

by Jowah March 7, 2009