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circumstantial Intelligence

intellect coming by the wayside, usually a theory supported by a significant quantity of your friends
A: We think Yasreen is preggers
B: and all of you think so?
A: yes
B: hmm this is interesting circumstantial intelligence
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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redneck circumcision

When a redneck girl is giving her brother a blowjob and bites off the tip of his pecker
Johnny sister gave him a redneck circumcision last Thursday.
by Saitan98 July 22, 2017
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Wolverhampton Circumcision

An alternative term for describing a degloved penis, referencing an unfortunate example of this injury suffered by an indie wrestler during a ladder match at a local wrestling event in Wolverhampton, England in 2010.
The naked man almost gave himself a Wolverhampton circumcision hugging that lamp-post so tight.
by Steve Regal August 20, 2022
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impossible gift circuit

A gift item is in such poor taste that the receiver can never publicly use it, so the only value he gets out of the gift is to re-gift it to someone who will think it's funny, and it eventually works it way back to the original gifter.

This is a variation of the bad gift circuit, where the bad gift goes back and forth. That usually happens with two people, usually brothers who give back and forth the same hankerchief every year at Christmas. Bad gifts are not as likely to pass through a larger amount of people. Someone will keep the gift. But an impossible gift keeps moving.

Variation: "Impossible Gift Club" there is an undefined comaraderie among the people who have once owned the gift. They all privately think it is funny. But it is in in such poor taste that it is the humor that dare not speak its name.

Once the impossible gift has gone one full circuit, the original gifter gives it again to his first recipient, and the circuit continues with each receipient knowing they are part of a group of people who appreciate truly bad taste.
The original gift is a T shirt which says:

CALM DOWN!

Don't Turn a Rape Into a Murder

Some people will privately think that's funny, but they can't wear it publicly. No way.

So if Johnny gives it to Hank. Hank will say "Wow. That's sick. Some T shirts try to be sick, saying things like 'I got drunk on Spring Break and won a wet T shirt contest' but this is really sick. I wish could wear it, but I'll get in trouble. It's impossible to use. So it will just sit in my drawer."
Johnny says: "You can give it someone else as a present."
So the T shirt is gifted and regifted but never worn. Eventually someone gifts the shirt to Johnny, the original gifter. It has gone full impossible gift circuit. It will happen.

And so they have defined the "Impossible Gift Club"
by HotSummer1968 September 21, 2009
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circuit city

Best Buy's bitch. Unable to keep their stocks above $5 when Best Buy's are always over $45. Basically every stupid foreign customer who doesn't know where Best Buy is shops at Circuit City instead.
Example 1:
Best Buy: Hey Circuit City, bend over and take this like a bitch

Circuit City: Ok, just be gentle this time....

Example 2:
Foreign Customer: "I from sheep, I buy.... I pay cash!!! you give me free bag?"

Associate: Stop it....
by Spursfan643 February 25, 2008
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circuit breakers poppin

When a woman's nipples are visible, or exposed under tight clothing due to arousal or extreme cold. Similar to a popped circuit breaker.
Did you see the circuit breakers poppin on that chick? You could see them a mile away. I would love to reset those.
by Emerson_Biggins February 14, 2009
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circumcised

what should neva have happened to me.
by Mags July 29, 2003
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