Chronic Hit

When someone wraps their lips around a butthole when the other person farts

Danny- I saw some girl last night and she was fucking beautiful....

Jason- really? So fine that you would chronic hit her?

Danny- HELL YEAH!!!

by In the pooper January 17, 2010

chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

Chronic Flatulitis

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.

I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.

by IRStinkee March 6, 2019

Chronic dissatisfaction

When one feels endlessly dissatisfied. Also could be known as “grass is greener syndrome”.

Yo, bitch ass Max has Chronic dissatisfaction - he left his girl and is moving to Europe again.

by Lilkris July 7, 2020

Space chronic

A drink cocktail which includes stem tea, vodka, orange crush, and red bull

I'm going to finish that space chronic from last weekend!!

by Fedorchezzy August 26, 2012

chronically hot

it’s a disease that your too hot all the time 🙏🏽🙏🏽 (real disorder 😔)

jake: “dude i just found out jaida is chronically hot..”
john: “no wonder why i wanna bone her everytime i see her makes sense 🙏🏽”

by chronically hot mf 🙏🏽 March 19, 2023

chronic flatulence

When someone farts all the time.

Cody really needs to stop drinking beer. It's giving him chronic flatulence.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020