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ironic chronic

ironic chronic is weed that smokes itself
man the other day was a disaster i went and bought a pound of ironic chronic but wouldnt you know it it had smoked itself all up before i even got home to try it
by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 20, 2009
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chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general
"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
by penisshakes April 16, 2023
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Chronic Life

Chronic Life is living day to day with Chronic Pain, Chronic Stress, Chronic Smoking or anything that has to do with Chronic habits or illness. Thousands a day are effected by Chronic living and to many this becomes a lifestyle which is what they call their Chronic Life
Organization in Denver helps people with their Chronic Life
by GoogleNews December 18, 2019
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Chronic-mike

The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.
Chronic-mike love hotdogs.
by Ihatem1ke May 4, 2023
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Chronic dissatisfaction

When one feels endlessly dissatisfied. Also could be known as “grass is greener syndrome”.
Yo, bitch ass Max has Chronic dissatisfaction - he left his girl and is moving to Europe again.
by Lilkris July 7, 2020
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Chronic Gay

Being gay over a long period of time; Being gay during different historical moments.
Oh hey, That's Joey! The one with Chronic Gay!
by Nobyhar123 July 6, 2019
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Chronic Flatulitis

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.
I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.
by IRStinkee March 6, 2019
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