The Chris is a very funny type of man. Usually can be spotted around the town, or cracking jokes with his friends. The Chris is EXTREMELY clumsy nonetheless. But that is one of the reasons he is just so funny. It is a well known fact that many of the common Chris species are quite talented in the art of Karate.
Point is, The Chris, is a really kind species!!!
Point is, The Chris, is a really kind species!!!
by LethalBlackBerryLips August 24, 2019
Get the Chrismug. some idiot who searched up his own name
by aninternetnoob February 11, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Best guy ever :) So lovable and will always make you laugh and smile :) Sexy as H*LL and will kick some A$$ if he has to. My one and only :)
by LOC0730 October 12, 2011
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a character. never knows what he wants till its to late. is not good with commitment. but is very good at sex. knows exactly what a girl wants physically but not emotionally. needs a push in the right direction most of the time. but has a good heart. tends to fall for the hard headed bitches.
Chris
by littlemermaid13 September 8, 2011
Get the Chrismug. V) The act of taking an uncontrollable ass-ripping shit in all of five seconds.
(N) A manipulative jerkoff of a douche who willingly steals money from the elderly.
(N) Fagasshitwad
(N) Slang for any expulsion of bodily waste.
(N) A manipulative jerkoff of a douche who willingly steals money from the elderly.
(N) Fagasshitwad
(N) Slang for any expulsion of bodily waste.
"OMG dude what happened to your jeans?"
"I had a massive Chris on the bus, punched a hole in the seat!"
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"Dude, how's your grandmother doing?"
"She's destitute now thanks to that piece-of-shit-crackfuck-Chris I'm ashamed to call my uncle."
"I had a massive Chris on the bus, punched a hole in the seat!"
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"Dude, how's your grandmother doing?"
"She's destitute now thanks to that piece-of-shit-crackfuck-Chris I'm ashamed to call my uncle."
by PECwich April 12, 2010
Get the Chrismug. by Dillan forchanes March 1, 2017
Get the Chrismug. An amazing guy, Incredibly sweet. Tall, Blonde hair, Blue eyes. funny, and is beast at Rock Band. Closest man to perfection you will ever get. Will make you fall in love once you get to know him. Seems quiet and shy at first glance, But is the exact opposite when you get to know him.
by babygurl222467357isinlove July 14, 2011
Get the Chrismug.