Chopsticking

It is the act of two guys rubbing their penises together. Is the male version of Scissoring.

Guy 1- "I walked in on Cole chopsticking with my dad."
Guy 2- "What is chopsticking?"
Guy 1- "It is when two guys rub their penises together"

by padra6969 June 1, 2012

Noam Chomsky

Despite what PENDEJO says, Noam Chomsky is the true American's most valuable resource. The problem with dissent is that you are under much more pressure to produce proof of the true evils you see and know of, as opposed to being pro-conglomerate, which never needs to prove anything, and doesn't care if you don't believe them. Professor Chomsky has an encyclopedic knowledge of FACT, not spun reports, not U.S. media stories, but pure, straight-from-the-source facts. Dr. Chomsky and Dr. Howard Zinn are the most educated and eloquent real voices of dissent, and one would hardly be able to dismiss his truth if one were to actually read it. He provides proof of EVERYTHING he speaks of, and will not comment on a topic he knows nothing of. As of yet, no conservative, 'liberal', right-winger, or republican has been able to discredit anything he has said, nor have they been able to successfully contradict him.

Noam Chomsky gained infamy in the U.S. media in 1979-1980 when he said that a French author who denied the existence and validity of the Holocaust was allowed to publish his works.

by EDUCATED LEFT-WINGER September 17, 2003

chobs

when a guy has a little tufty tash on his chin just below his bottom lip which looks like chin pubes!

jill:ryan wat the fuk is that on your chin?
ryan:wat u mean. i just like to be different!
jill:they look like chin pubes, shorter name for it chobs! is it cause u got a subaru?
ryan:no i got a panda!

by jill x x buckley March 27, 2009

cock chops

Secret snowboarding term used when your mate has made a complete mug of themselves on the piste. From this day forward there's no return for them and they will forever be know as a cock chop.

"Where's Tim?"

"Who?"

"Tim"

"Oh you mean cock chops?, he's at the bar"

"Oi, cock chops, get us a beer"

by Ulrich Schnauss March 25, 2008

Clop Chops

Clop Chops, Meaning someone who take's great enjoyment from having a woman sat on their face while performing oral sex.

A very simple phrase with simple construction "clop" being the female genitalia and chops being a substitution for the word "mouth" or "cheeks" and can also be known as a handy punching area of one's face, for example -

"Hey phil, You're going the right way for a slap round the chops"

Usually sex obsessive men are known for performing this act which could lead to their friends and others handing them the title of "clop chops" Also those who enjoy to have the nose buried in a females ring piece which would usually result in ones chops being positioned closely to a woman's "clop"

"Clop Chops"

"Shall we call Clop Chops? I haven't heard from him all day!"

"he's probably got some mucky bird sat on his face"

CLOP CHOPS

by badderman11 January 21, 2011

choas

a weaponized pastry.

Choas don't kill people, apes with choas kill people.

by Be-Rad April 7, 2008

Choose-A-Belt

The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.

When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"

by Mark <Qtipp> June 2, 2007