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Strata Chocolata

That wonderful space between the bottom of the vagina and the bottom of the anus on a woman and that terrible place between the bottom of the scrotum and the bottom of the anus on a man.
Guy A: So, did you and Lisa finally hook up last night? Looked real promising.

Guy B: Um...well, yeah....you could say that!

Guy A: Wow, so what happened!?

Guy B: She was a total freak dude. I was munching on her box and all of a sudden she pushed my head down further and begged me to nibble on her Strata Chocolata. It was like a Godiva bon-bon.

Guy A: No way! I gotta find a woman like Lisa!
by oMogwai August 13, 2010
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Emergency chocolate bar

The chocolate bar you keep in your backpack, purse, or work desk to eat on a really horrible day.

Th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. It may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.
Melissa: I had such a horrible day, thank god I have my emergency chocolate bar.
by ChocolateGirl01 January 16, 2011
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Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?
by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020
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Chocolicious

A word to describe something which is not only made of chocolate but also delicious, hence Chocolicious.
Ksdp: Yummmm this is soooooo chocolicious.
by BD3WTKYAGETMEH?? August 23, 2009
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Chocoma

A chocolate induced coma after consuming exorbitant amounts of chocolate. Accompanied by sounds such as mmmm or ooooh
I just drank a bunch of hot chocolate and ate a chocolate doughnut with a chocolate bar on the side... ohhhh I'm suffering from a chocoma
by Jindsay December 19, 2010
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Box of Chocolates

Engaging in anal sex inside a box, preferably cardboard.
My girlfriend surprised me with a box of chocolates for valentines day.
by SeaChel Whimsical September 18, 2010
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chocolate salty balls

a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his balls.
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.- Chef, referring to his chocolate salty balls
by RMG October 27, 2004
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