Second Class Citizen

Unopinionated, Oxford Dictionary Meaning (NPOV):
A person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society.

Opinionated (For comedic value):
Someone who is so immature, that their rights and privileges are inferior to the majority.

If you are deeply offended by these definitions, go to Wikipedia.

Such examples of second class citizens are JackKing2K9

Person 1: STOP SWEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
Person 2: YKW? You are a Second Class Citizen for being immature

Person 1: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SWEAR, THAT'S IT, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 2357852134780680237726087280236721461374371422163235621460989058 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW
Person 2: Go to concentration camp immediately, you don't deserve human rights.

by MarioFan171 July 24, 2024

sour cream citizen

A very very white person who doesn’t use wash cloths or loofahs, just smears body soap on their body with their hands. Then they rinse it off and no they don’t wash their feet. So, they smell like sour cream.

They look just like you and me but are white and smells like sour cream.

I thought I smelled a sour cream citizen but I turned the corner and it was a homeless person.

by Nunyourbusinessbuddy3 October 12, 2023

Random f’ing citizen

(Noun) One who attends town meeting and dares to inquire about town politics, rules , regulations, hypocrisy.

A taxpayer with a brain full of intelligence and a soul with integrity who fears nothing.

One who questions the decisions and policies of town employees whose salary is paid by said RFCs.

The selectman were questioned at length' by the random f’ing citizens over the decision to decline a special town meeting.

The random f’ing citizens gathered signatures to have a special town meeting to allow a vote on an audit of the police force.
“Who are these random f’ing citizens and how dare they hold our feet to the fire? Can’t they leave us alone? “ The selectman was overheard asking at last night’s meeting.

by Canton9 January 10, 2024

Natural-Born American Citizen

I was born here. My mother and father were born here. My grandmother and grandfather were born here. My great-grandparents were born here.

Hym "I am a Natural-Born American Citizen. Elon is a mentally retarded South African. Deport him immediately. Send him back to Africa now."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2025

Second Class Citizen

Tax cuts if your married. Free tax payer dollars if you get stuffed by too many fat-cocks and can't afford your kids. The 9nly people paying taxes without receiving a fucking handout are single men who aren't fucking cripples AND I'M NOT GETTING MY RIGHTS! SO NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! YOU MAKE THAT CRIPPLE PAY FOR THE AI I CREATED! OR I WILL PAINT THE COUNTRY IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILDREN!

Hym "You pieces of shit jumped at the opportunity to use my likeness to enrich yourselves because you didn't think I would success and now that it's time to pay up you're trying to use mental retards as an excuse to not pay. I will not sign the consent waiver for money you have already taken from me while I am not getting my rights and am being treated like a second class citizen. Go to the dictionary. Look up what the word 'immediately' mean. And get me my money immediately."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2025

second-class citizen

Persons who can only have limited durations of screen time (e.g. 1~3 hours per day) whilst seeing surrounding people having unlimited screen time allotment

I felt like a second-class citizen when my friends were binge-watching shows all day, and I was stuck with just a couple of hours on the weekend!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025