Chip Guy

Partier of the male sex who calmly and quietly feasts on the nearest bag of chips he can snatch while attempting to attract the attention of nearby females who dare make eye contact with his mysterious and somewhat seductive gaze as he crunches down on those salty delectables.

The Chip Guy calmly waits in the nearest corner selecting his next victim to entice with salty treats.

by Edoggy2 August 23, 2011

Chip on your shoulder

To hold a grudge or grievance that is often brought forward to provoke a dispute

"Well you once said ..........."
"Dude remove the chip on your shoulder ....and shove it up your ass"

by Kristeng May 26, 2018

Chip Packet

Something which can be used as litter, don't litter, it turns water into acid. Also a big nerd in my eyes.

"Don't drop that chip packet, or you'll be drinking acid!"

by Mr Rooster February 26, 2018

chip chat

The annoying chatter that annoying coworkers have with other annoying coworkers about inane subjects, like chips or popcorn.

I was unable to concentrate on my solitaire game because Locquecia was chipchatting with her girlfriend over the phone.

by Polar March 17, 2004

Chip chop

To hurry up.

Gives a sense of urgency, much beyond that of the basic "chop chop".

"Chip chop! We'll be late!"

by SuperTallGenius July 16, 2020

Chip on both shoulders

Person holding an extensive grudge. From chip on one's shoulder.

"Whatever you do, don't bring up the lawsuit. He has a chip on both shoulders about that. You'll never hear the end of it!"

by namowal March 2, 2009

Chip Coffey

The coolest man EVER! He is a medium that appears on A&E's Paranormal State and his own show, Psychic Kids. He can interact with the dead and pull information out of no where!! The man is absolutely amazing!!!

On last night's episode of Paranormal State, the team called in Chip Coffey and was a huge benefit to the case.

by Milly000 August 8, 2009