Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans

Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex are what happens when a pregnant mother (either intersex or female) produces or is in contact with quantities of testosterone in the third trimester causing a male and female twin to fuse into one, then split when testosterone lowers, then the smaller twin is reabsorbed by the larger one. This leaves the resulting child with a penis, one fallopian tube, a uterus, one accessory gland, half the average amount of eggs, and one small testicle attached to the volva tucked inside an otherwise normal vagina.

Patient: Why do I have one testicle and a hole?
Doctor: You are being affected by an intersex condition called SDCI, or sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans.

by Historics Society August 4, 2022

clean the chimney

To stick a tongue up one persons nostrils removing all snot and boogers often done for sensual reasons, but not always

Dude 1: bro Stacey came over last night

Dude 2: bro that’s sick did she clean the chimney
Dude 1: you know it dawg, My sinus is HELLA clear

by Absurd_Chalice November 4, 2022

chiken legs

some one that has really skinny legs and looks like a girl

You have chiken legs is your name Thomas

by chicken arm August 7, 2007

chimneytop

When someone diarrhea's in the worst way into a tube that is aimed at the face of someone passed out on the floor.

Dude, chad is passed out on the floor so we're all going to chimneytop him.

by punnstank January 28, 2011

Mongolian Chimneysweep

A sexual act performed following anal intercourse, where the person who was being penetrated does a head-stand exposing his/her gaping anus and the penetrator sits atop the penetratee and defecates into their rectum.

The Mongolian Chimneysweep requires some degree of flexibility.

by The Grand MasterSmeat (courtesy of Scott) August 30, 2006

chixen

Plural of chick. Usually refers to technically savvy, attractive human females.

Dude, I totally banged those chixen.

Yes, those chixen have a linux boxen cluster. I'm doubly aroused.

by The Rev Haxor April 2, 2006

dixie wind chimes

When the KKK hang a man of negro descent from a tree.

"Dang New Yorkers. Let's string 'em up and make us some dixie wind chimes!"

by DarbySniper August 1, 2006