balls are stuck in the chimney

Balls are stuck in the chimney: When a person is confused or in a difficult situation. Similar to the popular phrase in a pickle.

Jamie is stuck on a maths problem.

Jamie: Oh man, this question is really hard. My balls are stuck in the chimney.

Charlie: What does that mean?

Jamie: My balls are stuck in the chimney is just another way of saying I’m confused or I’m in a pickle.

by nkmakesp July 6, 2023

chimera

a person whom you cannot tell if its female or male after one glance, and ends up being female to your surprise.

Look at the chimera that just walked in.

by RoMaAl September 5, 2005

chiemeka

the best person you could ever meet

i like that guy, hes a chiemeka

by 029232112 April 16, 2019

Chimneysweep

Chimneysweep is a slang term for a genius, used on many forums around the internet.

We love you chimneysweep!

by Shaun Russell November 7, 2004

wind chimes

According to the late, great George Carlin, it is NOT a musical instrument

It's the same with those unfortunate mutants who think wind chimes are a musical instrument

by LIlparkczar June 23, 2008

Dutch Chimney

The act of farting while wearing a Snuggie, and sticking an arm hole by someone else's face.

I knew I was going to marry my girlfriend when she gave me a Dutch Chimney while we were watching the Red Wings game.

by G. H. Freedman January 17, 2011

chimney sweep

sexual position, similar to the pile driver.
should be performed at least once a month, preferably twice minimum to prevent carbon build up or deposits along the walls of the inside of the intestines.

"so i met this girl last night and i asked her if she had had her chimney sweeped yet this season. she said no, so i sweeped it good.

by el_chimneysweep April 13, 2009